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Saturday, May 9, 2015

Is Katy Perry Islamophobic Or Has She Converted To Islam?

Is Katy Perry really Islamophobic? She would like to convert to Islam, instead but she might think hundred times. Why? What a joke! She's busy thinking of it as confusing; you know she has often come under fire for appropriating (and mocking) other cultures with her costumes and stage designs on tour. But her latest outfit is causing controversy for a different reason.

At a concert in Taipei, the singer appeared to show political support for Taiwan's full independence by draping the national flag of the Republic of China (Taiwan's flag) over her shoulders during a song, which one fan in attendance captured on Instagram. That didn't show she is Islamophobic. If there's even a rumor of her converting to Islam, people will surely wait to see her being veiled over in hijab, dressed mostly in black and that's not funny if she's singing and dancing weearing it. Is it a weird joke?

Is Katy Perry really Islamophobic? She would like to convert to Islam, instead but she might think hundred times. Why? What a joke! She's busy thinking of it as confusing; you know she has often come under fire for appropriating (and mocking) other cultures with her costumes and stage designs on tour. But her latest outfit is causing controversy for a different reason.  At a concert in Taipei, the singer appeared to show political support for Taiwan's full independence by draping the national flag of the Republic of China (Taiwan's flag) over her shoulders during a song, which one fan in attendance captured on Instagram. That didn't show she is Islamophobic. If there's even a rumor of her converting to Islam, people will surely wait to see her being veiled over in hijab, dressed mostly in black and that's not funny if she's singing and dancing weearing it. Is it a weird joke?  Okay, what happened in Taipei has nothing to do with why Katy Perry becoming so Islamophobic. What people can see is that An “Allah” symbol has been scrubbed out of the YouTube version of Katy Perry’s Dark Horse music video. The symbol, representing the Arabic word for God, was on the necklace of a man whom she destroys by turning him into a shimmering pile of red sand. (Long story short: Perry portrays a souped-up version of Cleopatra whose ancient Egyptian charms turn men to dust, and cause a lot of tightly choreographed dancing among her cat-headed guards.) So rumor that Katy Perry has converted to Islam is therefore absurd.  Will Katy Perry convert to Islam following those Hispanic Woman in the USA? Latinos are one of the fastest growing groups in the Muslim religion. The PewResearch Center says about six percent of American Muslims are Latino. And women make up a little more than half of the new converts -- the people who have changed their religion to Islam. Wow, this article really leads to Islamophobic for the Islam hater.  But remember, we're not talking about or starting a conflict here. It's a blog about joke and no joke. We can also include here, Christianity Hinduism, Buddhism or Sikh and so on, including atheism. You know, there is no single ideology that all atheists share, nor are there any institutionalized rituals or behaviors. There are certain individuals whose religious or spiritual beliefs some might describe as atheistic, though those holding such beliefs do not normally describe themselves as atheists.  However, we're not going to talk further about it. Is about Katy's Islamophobic phenomenon which may lead her to become a devout Muslim later as what happened to many haters. Well, anyway, no jokes today!Okay, what happened in Taipei has nothing to do with why Katy Perry becoming so Islamophobic. What people can see is that An “Allah” symbol has been scrubbed out of the YouTube version of Katy Perry’s Dark Horse music video. The symbol, representing the Arabic word for God, was on the necklace of a man whom she destroys by turning him into a shimmering pile of red sand. (Long story short: Perry portrays a souped-up version of Cleopatra whose ancient Egyptian charms turn men to dust, and cause a lot of tightly choreographed dancing among her cat-headed guards.) So rumor that Katy Perry has converted to Islam is therefore absurd.

Will Katy Perry convert to Islam following those Hispanic Woman in the USA? Latinos are one of the fastest growing groups in the Muslim religion. The PewResearch Center says about six percent of American Muslims are Latino. And women make up a little more than half of the new converts -- the people who have changed their religion to Islam. Wow, this article really leads to Islamophobic for the Islam hater.

But remember, we're not talking about or starting a conflict here. It's a blog about joke and no joke. We can also include here: Christianity Hinduism, Buddhism or Sikh and so on, including atheism. You know, there is no single ideology that all atheists share, nor are there any institutionalized rituals or behaviors. There are certain individuals whose religious or spiritual beliefs some might describe as atheistic, though those holding such beliefs do not normally describe themselves as atheists.

However, we're not going to talk further about it. Is about Katy's Islamophobic phenomenon which may lead her to become a devout Muslim later as what happened to many haters. Well, anyway, no jokes today!

Is It A Marriage Proposal? What A Joke!

What's so funny? Got bored browsing and want to listen to a joke about marriage proposal? Here it is:

The right guy is here. Be it simple doodle, cartoon style or complicated, neater or colorful, it won't take me long to complete it. And all is original hand drawn work. And I am sure your daughter will be happy to marry me. My proposal is genuine and nothing is the same. When it comes to marriage, there should be unique, right? There's nothing like a joke of a loser who doesn't know what to do to win someone's attention.
joke about marriage proposal, weird!
Don't worry, your daughter will have no mustache 

I am a whiteboard animation artist from Manila, the Philippines who likes drawing. I have been doing so since I was little. I can draw any kinds of style related to this scribing presentation.Unfortunately my first client here cancelled the project soon after he initiated the contract even before I started the whole things.It's really disappointed. And now I'm offering you this marriage proposal in order to show you that I care much about your daughter.

What I can offer you for my 5-star feedback to-be are among other things. You hate to laugh at this funny joke, don't you. It is not funny, it's not a joke!

1. Original hand drawn work, would be more professional and natural, none of the like when you search on YouTube, especially compared to those using software like Sparkol or goanimate

2. Storbyboarding, starting from a sketch, page by page suggestions and followed by outlines and revisions before putting into a frame by frame work. We will discuss about it in detail for a better result. But sir please read my marriage proposal very carefully, because I wrote it the whole night.

3. B/W or few colors added if necessary, RSA style or Ydraw, the latter I believe to be the best in the world

4. Reasonable rate. For a good quality work you don't have to pay me even until more than $150 for a one-minute video

5. Quick turnaround with unlimited revisions. It takes around a week for at least a 3-minute video depending on how many frames it will take. I can say the longest time would be around 10 days.

So far I've won some projects here in Manila which satisfied my clients. Among other things are Transmigration Developing Program, Personal Profile and Insurance Product. Okay, now I think my marriage proposal is done very well, what do you think? Funny or no, please stop farting!


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