Don't Ask Leonardo DiCaprio About Cholesterol

Don't Ask Leonardo DiCaprio About Cholesterol. If he were a doctor, he might want to talk further about it. Cholesterol is a substance containing a lot of fat that is found in the body tissue and blood of animals, and which is thought to be part of the cause of heart disease if there's too much of it.

Not only Leonardo, now, you know what kind of thing you deal with. It's not a minor problem for those who just take everything easy. High bad cholesterol can kill you sooner or later as you keep eating some risky foods, especially if you prefer to be a sea-food snob. Does this statement too much? Not really, diet is a must! Consider that! So how to get rid of it? Don't ask Leonardo. Mr. Leonardo would prefer talk about movie, I guess.

However, we're not talking about what a suitable diet to cope with this problem. It's about how to stop being ignorant, especially for those who never think of how dangerous high bad cholesterol is. Those who are ill-informed about such a matter. And talking about our Leonardo. He hasn't come back from a sea restaurant. Anyone knows about him? No, he is not Mr. DiCaprio.

Is he in the hospital now? Surely we should not care if Leonardo care about how to get rid of cholesterol or not. Is the statement fair? It's a nightmare if it befalls when you're not ready. So, skip sea food, instead about the restaurant selling it. What?! Forget this joke. Leonardo recommend you to read the further related story here

Rewritten from About Leonardo by the same author

Leonardo DiCaprio Jokes?

Sorry no jokes today. Leonardo is taking a nap. Later when he wakes up, he might tell you something what he's got in his dream, like funny banner? And as I told you there's no joke today, there's no DiCaprio today.

Leonardo, who is not a movie star you might adore, recommend you funny banners for any purposes, especially for advertisement. Ever seen a weird golf banner? First close your eyes, what country would you like to play?... Whew! Weird dream!

Skip it. It's time to remember about Titanic. Don't say you haven't seen the movie unless you live in the North Pole. No funny joke! Here is a tickling story about Titanic. No, it's not about RMS Titanic, a British passenger liner that sank in the North Atlantic Ocean on 15 April 1912 after colliding with an iceberg during her maiden voyage from Southampton, UK to New York City, US. It's a tickling story about Titanic, a girl of twenties which is never covered by the media all over the world. Even Leonardo himself doesn't know who she is. Weird? But the mermaid might invite you there.

Last paragraph: the headline today! Who's going to hire a lawyer to win Yaz and Yasmin case? There's no joke about the birth control pills. It's not about an Indian or an Arabic named Yasmin which forces a lawyer to get involved in fight for the case. It' not about calling Leonardo DiCaprio to fight for this case. That's not funny. It's a serious problem! So far, more than 10,000 women have filed lawsuits against Bayer Healthcare, the maker of Yaz, alleging they suffered serious health conditions after taking the drug. These cases were filed as individual lawsuits rather than as a Yaz class action suit for certain reasons.

Sounds serious? Sounds weird? That's it, no joke today about Leonardo DiCaprio.

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