Sorry no jokes today. Leonardo is taking a nap. Later when he wakes up, he might tell you something what he's got in his dream, like funny banner? And as I told you there's no joke today, there's no DiCaprio today.
Leonardo, who is not a movie star you might adore, recommend you funny banners for any purposes, especially for advertisement. Ever seen a weird golf banner? First close your eyes, what country would you like to play?... Whew! Weird dream!
Skip it. It's time to remember about Titanic. Don't say you haven't seen the movie unless you live in the North Pole. No funny joke! Here is a tickling story about Titanic. No, it's not about RMS Titanic, a British passenger liner that sank in the North Atlantic Ocean on 15 April 1912 after colliding with an iceberg during her maiden voyage from Southampton, UK to New York City, US. It's a tickling story about Titanic, a girl of twenties which is never covered by the media all over the world. Even Leonardo himself doesn't know who she is. Weird? But the mermaid might invite you there.
Last paragraph: the headline today! Who's going to hire a lawyer to win Yaz and Yasmin case? There's no joke about the birth control pills. It's not about an Indian or an Arabic named Yasmin which forces a lawyer to get involved in fight for the case. It' not about calling Leonardo DiCaprio to fight for this case. That's not funny. It's a serious problem! So far, more than 10,000 women have filed lawsuits against Bayer Healthcare, the maker of Yaz, alleging they suffered serious health conditions after taking the drug. These cases were filed as individual lawsuits rather than as a Yaz class action suit for certain reasons.
Leonardo, who is not a movie star you might adore, recommend you funny banners for any purposes, especially for advertisement. Ever seen a weird golf banner? First close your eyes, what country would you like to play?... Whew! Weird dream!
Skip it. It's time to remember about Titanic. Don't say you haven't seen the movie unless you live in the North Pole. No funny joke! Here is a tickling story about Titanic. No, it's not about RMS Titanic, a British passenger liner that sank in the North Atlantic Ocean on 15 April 1912 after colliding with an iceberg during her maiden voyage from Southampton, UK to New York City, US. It's a tickling story about Titanic, a girl of twenties which is never covered by the media all over the world. Even Leonardo himself doesn't know who she is. Weird? But the mermaid might invite you there.
Sounds serious? Sounds weird? That's it, no joke today about Leonardo DiCaprio.
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