Showing posts with label insurance joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label insurance joke. Show all posts

Thursday, December 12, 2013

What Is Insurance?

What Is Insurance? Warning, this is not a reference for anybody searching for instantly exclusive protection. This is an exception reading. You like jokes, you might stay tune here even if you are in big debts.This blog provides exceptional readings like James Bond who married a Javanese woman or Nelson Mandela who built India.

If you need a loan, you might go to a licensed lender. But if you need an insurance you can't go there to submit a proposal and have your life protected. No jokes. There are reputable lenders who'll consider lending to you even if your income's low, your credit rating's poor or you only need a small amount for a short while. But we're not talking about loan shark here.

Either, we're not telling jokes about how awful you're frustrated with your job and therefore decide to start a career as an insurance agent and yell to anyone: "We offer many ways to lower your auto insurance rates, including Farm Bureau, good student and multi-policy discounts."

We just want to make sure your vehicle insurance keeps up with your life if you have a private car to use to work. A Nationwide insurance agent should not look like a clown when helping you get the coverage you need and the discounts you deserve to lower your car insurance rates. Does that sound like a joke to tickle your funny? Remember, we're not talking about how you have to remain there in your hideout until all those loan sharks get lost.

So, what is insurance? If you are looking for a serious definition of it, you may know the meaning: after an accident, you want things to get back to normal fast. If you want some jokes, you may say, learn how to protect yourself and passengers with spoof and tickle fancy readings.

Thank you for trying hard to digest this insurance article as a joke. Big laugh is unacceptable.

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Joke About Car Insurance?

What kind of joke? When it comes to car insurance, what you need is a trust to support all facilities to make things easy, reliable, cheaper and fast. Where can you get all such services, anyway? First, do the survey and compare. Search on the Internet. Have a serious online activity to meet your need.

However, if your tour then gets distracted there, get back to your initial idea, and imagine--if necessary close your eyes first--that the car Insurance you're looking for, despite it is no more bounded by distance, place and space, comes from a trustful source . If you choose a reliable one, you don't have to ask your father in-law about it, right? Like, "What else, Papa? If it is not Cheaper? Faster?" Not a funny joke? Lol. It is more than: that everything is available online.  - Read More
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