Showing posts with label india joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label india joke. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Indians Believe In Cows, Why?

Why do Indians believe in cows? This is a question arousing people's curiosity. The Non Hindu think it is a fool. But it's their tradition, their religion, their ritual, their way of life. What the fuss is about?

As for anybody who never believe in the sacredness, never let your cattle go away. And then it comes back to haunt your life when you least expect it to it. What a weird joke! Indians believe in cows, why should they? This question is similar to why do you believe Jesus is your savior - why should you believe in a God who committed adultery and His lover regarded as scared then gave birth to a baby god? And the baby God is considered the God Himself?

If you feel secure in the knowledge that you are safe, you won't face something like a creature called cow which asks you to believe in it, It never asked the Indians itself. But people will keep questioning, why? It's not about an ancient demon whose light tread shadows yours so silently, so innocently you say, " that's a stupid thing to do."

If you're trapped by your presumption you may feel lost. Hindu priests might try to understand what it means. You don't have to feel like a lie, if, as an Indian, perhaps, occasionally you also ask why should I believe in cows? After so much effort you try to convince yourself that you need to obey your ancestors?

This blog won't give you much homework to do to put something into recovering, into retraining people's brain, It's a no-joke-today blog where if you start on your journey finding the answer to why Indians believe in cows. I'm afraid you can't eat lambs. Talking about this is tough.

If you never think you have the answer, you have to struggle with your own perception, especially if you cannot reach that point of total, That is no joke about why Indians believe in cows.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Bollywood Joke?

Bollywood portmanteau is hated by Amitabh Bachchan, It's not a kind of joke to replace the term of Indian movie industry. Is it the informal term popularly used for the Hindi-language film industry based in Mumbai (Bombay), Maharashtra, India as quoted by wikipedia.org? You don't have to dance, sing and cry to answer this question.

Amitabh, the legend of Indian movie doesn't have to recall his heyday as an angry young man to fuss over the term which is often incorrectly used to refer to the whole of Indian cinema; He doesn't have to hate Bollywood over and over again as part of joke. By the way, which part of the Indian film industry, which includes other production centres producing films in multiple languages to tickle your fancy? Maybe if you are eager to see that Bollywood as the largest film producer in India and one of the largest centres of film production in the world should include all the politicians there singing, dancing and crying in a move. How about that?

Sir Amitabh Bachchan is not in a mood to tell joke today
If you don't really keep up with the news of India, you might not know that the 2000s saw a growth in Bollywood's popularity in the world. Mr. Amitabh Bachchan, the veteran showed up with his grey beard instead of being well-groomed Wikipedia quotes: This led the nation's film making to new heights in terms of quality, cinematography and innovative story lines as well as technical advances in areas such as special effects, animation, and so on. Still if you are part of cynical guys out there, you can only say, will part of Bollywood joke like singing, dancing and crying be included?

Now see the box office successes in India and abroad, including Lagaan (2001), Devdas (2002), Koi... Mil Gaya (2003), Kal Ho Naa Ho (2003),Veer-Zaara (2004), Rang De Basanti (2006), Lage Raho Munnabhai (2006), Krrish (2006), Dhoom 2 (2006), Om Shanti Om (2007),Chak De India (2007), Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi (2008), Ghajini (2008), 3 Idiots (2009), My Name is Khan (2010) and Dabangg (2010)  All are the Bollywood jokes to whom might think singing, dancing and crying dominate the flicks. If you disagree with it, you may comment here and show your sense of humor because, sorry ....

There's no joke today.

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Funny Joke About India Tour?

Welcome to India tours. No jokes today to tickle your fancy. Here you'll be guided by Bollywood stars whose beauty is said second to goddess. The glitters in Bollywood cinema, which one would you like to accompany you to explore Mumbai. The celebrities will be ready to take you anywhere with a warm smile and friendly guidance.

Introducing Le Sutra. A boutique hotel located in the trendy neighborhood of Union Park, far away from slum areas in Mumbai in case you're afraid your jewelry be snatched. Le Sutra has some borderline cheesy rooms, but it works for visitors who want to see the beauty of India through a large screen TV. No joke, there you'll see Indian celebrities to be with you in an unforgettable tour. They are the stranded angels who will sing around you and dance and shake your body all night long.

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