A Weird Joke About Missing Someone

What are we talking about here? Do you have to listen to music that showcases how you are feeling when you are missing someone? What a joke! You know, music has not always been the fastest way that you feel connected to your spirit, heart and soul when you are in debt. When people get angry with you, because you don't want to pay back their money. What's all about anyway?

So you love to go for a walk and listen to music? People keep asking you to have their money back. If you’re really deep in your sadness, you might want to create a playlist of songs that remind you of that other person. It's really a weird joke about missing someone. It's not that you have to remember him or her. It's about when you are in sorrow you need to entertain yourself. You need to yell to the world that you are a strong man to hide your truest feeling.

Be careful don't let yourself be in a weird moment. You're not in a mountain. You're not climbing it. It is not the time to understand that snow caves are another way to shelter high on the mountain. It is not to join those climbers who do not use tents at high altitudes unless the snow conditions do not allow for snow caving, It's not a place when you are in terrible bad mood you are trying to forget him or her when you are missing him or her. Someone won't laugh at all at this joke. Since snow caves are silent and much warmer than tents, you need to yell to the sky and spread it to the world: "I'm totally OK!!!!"

OK, dude, please keep in mind:

• You're not Robocop, you have heart  without putting helmet anytime.
• You're not Spider-man, no Marry Jane to beg you to climb a tall building.
• You're not Ramboo, Asians get bored you killing them softly with silly gestures.
• We're not talking about other stupid things. We're talking about strength! What?!!!

So assess your mental strength. A lot of mountain climbing is about your mental attitude because you will need to make sound, fast judgments about conditions, directions, and safety. For many mountaineers, the mental challenge is a large part of the allure because you are taken completely out of your usual routine of air-conditioned offices and ... Wait, what're we talking about here? Is it a joke about when you are missing someone or do you want to climb a mountain when in a bad mood?

Weird laugh!

Weird Joke About a Man Who knows Everyone?

I would like to tell you about a strange thing, perhaps like a joke about man who knows everyone. The guy doesn't eat meet, but he isn't an Indian nor Balinese. It's not a story of a tricky reason for making cow a god, it sounds extremely illogical to most of the people in the world, but not for the Hindus. The cow is sacred!

Talking about cows, they are almost as polluting as cars. Cows emit methane which is as dangerous as CO2. Keeping cows alive, who produce bulls to run farms is a much greener solution than having cow farms, but no joke about a man who knows everyone here. Nothing like he makes friend with Sanjay Dutt or Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwarzenegger. So we keep cows in their places far far away from big cities, okay?

A lot of people ask me when I do a stunt, 'Jackie, are you scared?' Of course I'm scared. I'm not Superman. Surely, this one is not a joke about a man who is very popular with his Kungfu fighting, He knows everyone who co-star with him during the film making. You know, it's Jacky Chan, And the above quotation belongs to him.

Sure, that's the point: I am not Superman, that's very funny if you think Jacky Chan is Superman who who knows everyone.Why?

• He cannot fly.
• He doesn't wear glasses as Clark Kent.
• He is not afraid of Kryptonite. 
• He never wears underwear inside out.

So what kind of joke this man is? He knows Edi, Tony, Sarah, Susy, Tina, William, Mr. Tan, Mr. Wong. He is aware that those men might live in Hongkong, Beijing, the USA or somewhere else. Amazing. Jacky chan has been doing this for rest of his life!

So, it's weird, right? Which part to make you laugh? Which is so amusing? Why can we ask about it and there's no more entertainment here? Well, that's it. That's a joke about man who knows everyone! The thing confusing you!