Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Weird Joke About Presidential Debate?

Excuse me, is it really a presidential debate?

Here is one passage when the President of the United States of North Pole opens a debate: "Watch the sun rise over volcanic peaks and the spires of Pura Besakih. From pristine beaches and temples surrounded by jungle, Bali is a land loaded with cultural and natural highlights. " As nobody think it is a joke, the auditorium remains silent.

"What are you talking about? With your accommodation and transport arranged by CEOs, this well-packed adventure offers up the perfect blend of the island’s highlights and free time to get off the beaten path?" Here is the comment of President of the United States of South Pole, the rival. The audience seems to be confused, Is it a joke about presidential debate or tourism promotion? You ask me about it. The people are not on the beach. They are not fishermen nor travelers. They are not in Bali. They are expecting something significant for a country reform.

weird joke about presidential debate
If I were included here, I would say wake up everyone!
But to everyone's surprise, "Hey, wait guys, here is what you should do, First, preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Second, Place chicken in a 9x13 inch baking dish. Mix together the oil, soy sauce, ketchup, honey, garlic, salt and pepper. And third: Pour over the chicken. Bake in preheated oven for one hour, or until sauce is caramelized. If you think it is a joke, as a President to-be I won't be here for silly debate!" The third contestant just said that. The other two coming from the United States of North and South Pole start to laugh. Very funny!

What's so funny about? All these candidates are not hoping to stay in and rule a Kingdom. None is like King Arthur who is a medieval, mythological figure who was the head of the kingdom Camelot and the Knights of the Round Table. No a real Arthur is shown by their figures or faces, though it is believed they may have read a biography about the King. They look like corruptors.

They have nothing to do with King Salman from Arab. Salman was first appointed as deputy governor of Riyadh Province in 1954 when he was 19 year-old and held the post until 1955. While these three politicians were not born yet that year, the information above is quite weird to be quoted here. Besides, none of them care about the development of Riyadh from a mid-sized town into a major urban metropolis. But soon they just realize that a joke about presidential debate must be conducted even if they have woken up yet.

Weird? Well, wash your face everyone!

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