Arnold Schwarzenegger won't tell you a joke about his personal life. He never says his affair with his family's housekeeper was the first time he cheated on Maria Shriver. He probably would like to get the admiration that people still think he is a tough warrior in any action movies, including in his last flick: The Last Stand .
When he and Shriver were living together, the action star and former California governor never said that tickling each other is the best solution to all problems. It's not a funny joke Arnold like to tell about, not including this one: "Hey, Mr. Schwarzenegger how many villains you kick their ass toady?" As you know, he admits in his new autobiography to a "hot affair" with actress Brigitte Nielsen while they filmed Red Sonja in 1985.
Schwarzenegger, now 65, never thought the relationship with Nielsen was something like playing soccer and when you fail to make a goal you tickle the goal keeper. Something disjointed and nobody would like to compare Beckham with him. This joke is not funny at all. He never thought the relationship with Nielsen was serious and that the fling only convinced him to marry Shriver, he writes in Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story.
In the meantime, Nielsen, now 49 wasn't with me the night I got a headache thinking about how to make my first dollar online. Well this one is my dull joke everyone. Okay, let's get back to history of Arnold and Nielsen; she wrote in her own autobiography last year about an "outrageous affair" with Schwarzenegger but said she didn't know he was with Shriver at the time.
All is clear, never make up such a story, guys. Don't say that Schwarzenegger filed for divorce in 2011 after Shriver revealed her affair with Mildred Baena which produced a son, Joseph, now a teenager. That's not funny!
When he and Shriver were living together, the action star and former California governor never said that tickling each other is the best solution to all problems. It's not a funny joke Arnold like to tell about, not including this one: "Hey, Mr. Schwarzenegger how many villains you kick their ass toady?" As you know, he admits in his new autobiography to a "hot affair" with actress Brigitte Nielsen while they filmed Red Sonja in 1985.
Schwarzenegger, now 65, never thought the relationship with Nielsen was something like playing soccer and when you fail to make a goal you tickle the goal keeper. Something disjointed and nobody would like to compare Beckham with him. This joke is not funny at all. He never thought the relationship with Nielsen was serious and that the fling only convinced him to marry Shriver, he writes in Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story.
In the meantime, Nielsen, now 49 wasn't with me the night I got a headache thinking about how to make my first dollar online. Well this one is my dull joke everyone. Okay, let's get back to history of Arnold and Nielsen; she wrote in her own autobiography last year about an "outrageous affair" with Schwarzenegger but said she didn't know he was with Shriver at the time.
All is clear, never make up such a story, guys. Don't say that Schwarzenegger filed for divorce in 2011 after Shriver revealed her affair with Mildred Baena which produced a son, Joseph, now a teenager. That's not funny!
Sure, no joke today!
