Saturday, June 29, 2013

Celebrities Tell No Jokes

Looking for some recent tickling stories about celebrities or some jokes about them? Unfortunately they are not looking for the ones about you. They are the hunted, the source of information, especially about gossip people need to know minute by minute, day by day, time by time. One of the most searched funny stories maybe about plastic surgery which creates newborn monster face's celebrity in the eye of some cynical public.

Okay, what's the recent one? About Arnold Schwarzenegger "VS" Brigitte Nielsen? Well, it's a sort of worn-out. By the way, have you read Arnold Schwarzenegger's 650-page autobiography, Total Recall – My Unbelievably True Life Story? No celebrity joke there, one thing for sure. Yet, it may contain tickling stories about him if you may think that's a hidden affair as the best part of the book is to tickle your funny bone. The first thing to say is that this is not a celebrity autobiography and this is not the one to shock the world with a weird parody.

Tom Cruise embraces an odd religion, is that another recent story? If you think this is as ticklish as himself, you may argue with yourself and yell at the mirror, "what is celebrity religion!" That might be a funny thing to do, but that's not what is so called a celebrity-mocking joke. This condition won't happen with those being in a harmony with whatever religion their embrace. So, people may turn to more and more tickling stories about Tom's inharmonious life with Katie Holmes. Gossips and fans know, the 33-year-old actress has already split from husband Tom Cruise

Amanda Bynes isn't going down with a fight against anybody writing about her in a silly way. The What a Girl Wants star, who has been living in New York for the past few weeks, came to the spotlight recently not because of her tickling story about Cinderella learning to drive. She pleaded not guilty to two counts of driving with a suspended license. Again no celebrity joke here. Her lawyer was able to appear on her behalf in Burbank, Calif., and there is nothing to do at all with the upcoming 2012 end of world rumor.

Of the news history of Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson, which do you find absurd or tickling? July 24, 2012: Twi-hards everywhere are shocked by the news that Kristen Stewart cheated on her costar and longtime boyfriend Robert Pattinson with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rubert Sanders. The actress issues a tickling apology and publicly admits to tickle Pattinson for the first time just because he couldn't sleep lulled with a horror story. Really really not a funny joke.

Celebrities really cannot tickle your funny bone, especially when you're broke. Even when you are puzzled by the rumor saying Robert Pattinson converting to Islam.
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