Find A School Of Nutrition And Get Fat

It is not a School Of Nutrition For You To Learn Making Joke. It's a place for you to get fat. All in all, you need to consider your own healthiness. If you think you are too tired of making money, remember, one day you will need something to survive. And it is easy to guess: your life.

Your healthiness is important. Therefore you just can't let yourself suffer from any sickness caused by bad thought and fake mindset. When it comes to sanitized food, you need to make sure of it's secured origin. What does it mean? You don't have to go to nutrition school to learn further about it. Only if you want to be a nutritionist, it's highly recommended. You bet! Have you heard of what so called wrong nutrition? It's too bad to find the fact that, not only homeless people cannot distinguish between right or wrong when it comes to food, but also intellectual ones. What's wrong with scientists today?

On another post of this weird blog, you'll find a notice: At this school , we're not going to tell you joke.We sometimes invite celebrities like Brad Pitt to teach you how to make bread well. Sure, it's not a funny joke. Not either: if you are interested in the cooking class, you can win a house in New Orlando! Sure, what I'm going to tell you: this nutrition school is for you to study when you regard yourself as skinny and lack of nutrition.

The requirements needed

1. You are as skinny as skeleton
2. You are as poor as the homeless
3. You cannot even tell joke about nutrition due to your miserable condition
4. If you cannot afford the school fee, don't worry, just say, there's no joke today.

Welcome to No Jokes Today, your best school is nature!

School Of Nutrition: For You To Learn Making Joke?

Welcome to School Of Nutrition. Prepare your food. Don't eat it. Just put it on a table. Now ask yourself, "What am I going to do with this food?" Wait. No joke! Refrain from eating even if you're hungry. Think, where you got the food before. Is it highly sanitized? If you bought it from a street market somewhere in one of South-East Asia countries, you need to check and recheck about its sanity. Is it a mockery? No, sorry, correction, anywhere you bought it from any street markets by the polluted street without enough cover when sold around the world, you'd better think twice to eat your food.

Your healthiness is important. Therefore you just can't let yourself suffer from any sickness caused by sanitized food? You bet! Have you heard of what so called wrong nutrition? That's terrible! At this School , we're not going to tell you joke.We sometimes invite celebrities like Brad Pitt to teach you how to make bread well. If you are interested in the cooking class, you can win a house in New Orlando!

By the way, do you still remember when Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver were living together, the action star and former California governor never said that studying at school of nutrition is the best solution to your diet problems. It's not a funny joke Arnold like to tell about, not including this one: "Hey, Mr. Schwarzenegger how many villains you kick their ass toady?" As you know, he admits in his new autobiography to a "hot affair" with actress Brigitte Nielsen while they filmed Red Sonja in 1985.

Well, there's no study of gossiping here, anyway. You have to make sure of your sanity and with or without studying at school of nutrition, you still can enjoy funny jokes on this blog. Stay tune.